Jokes
Cabbage: - What is brown and sticky?
Answer --- A stick.
Richard: - How do you reunite the Beatles?
Answer --- 3 Bullets.
Nadine: - There is no favourite joke.
Martin: - Why did the chicken cross the
road?
Bill Clinton's Answer -- Read my lips, the chicken did not
cross the road, I repeat, the chicken did not cross the road.
Melanie: - How do you make an apple puff?
Answer --- Chase it around the garden.
Jo: - All of the Scotsman, Irishman and Englishman jokes.
David: - Did you hear about the Irish
tap dancer?
Answer --- He fell in the sink.
Heather: - Why did the chicken cross the
road?
Saddam Hussein's Answer-- This was an unprovoked attack
of rebellion, so we were totally justified in dropping 50 tons
of nerve gas onto it.
Clare: - A man was very lonely, so he wanted to get a pet.
He went to the pet shop and the man there took him around the
shop to try and find the pet he wanted. The man didn't like any
of them until the pet shop owner showed him a hamster. The pet
shop owner said "This is a special hamsterwhen it dies you
can make really good raspberry jam out of it."
So the man thought this sounded good and bought the hamster.
Next day the hamster died.
The owner was annoyed, but he remembered the pet shop owner comment,
so he decided to make raspberry jam out of it. The next morning
he ate the jam with his toast for breakfast. It tasted so horrible
that he spat it out of the window, then through the rest of the
pot out as well.
The next day there were lots of bright red tulips out growing
outside the window.
